Who Shot Simon Cowell?
Who knows? There might come a day when we’ll all turn around and think, “You know what, Sinitta was really onto something when she fashioned those palm leaves into an outfit.” But until then, we can only look on in confusion. Someone get that girl a jumper! Or a large pashmina at the very least.
And can we find a way to put a stop to this immediately?
Could Louis Walsh be hungry for revenge? Did David Walliams dislike the vol au vents THAT much? Episode two, you’ve got a lot of explaining to do…